U.S. commentators, after Canadian Donavon Bailey won the 100 metre gold medal at the 1996 Olympics
"We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads."
Vlade Divac, NBA basketball player"You can't just let nature run wild."
Wally Hickel, former Alaska governor"My lord, we find the man who stole the mare not guilty."
Welsh Jury Verdict"We'd like to avoid problems, because when we have problems, we can have troubles."
Wesley Bolin, Governor"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward."It was pretty good. Even the music was nice."
Yogi Berra, Baseball player, after attending an opera"I really didn't say everything I said."
Yogi Berra, Baseball player"Always go to other peoples' funerals, otherwise they won't go to yours."
Yogi Berra, Baseball player"Predictions are difficult, especially about the future."
Yogi Berra, Baseball player"FOR RENT: CONDOM... ONLY US$650."
Ad in Jakarta Post, should have read Condo"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
Alan Minter, Boxer"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
Anonymous Manufacturer"Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you'd better set off a few minutes earlier."
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